Todos conocemos muchos lenguajes de programación o al menos hemos escuchado de ellos, sin embargo hay algunos que son tan disfuncionales que solo los usan sus creadores pero esto no deja atrás el hecho de que son lenguajes divertidos por eso queremos mostrarles algunos de ellos.

ArnoldC

Los amigos de Web Bizarro ya deben conocerlo ya que hablamos de él hace un tiempo, se trata de un lenguaje que usa frases de Arnold Schwarzenegger para programar. Porque hacer algo así, la verdad es porque no, si pueden perder el tiempo entonces piérdanlo en algo que valga la pena o que al menos sea divertido. Veamos un hello world en ArnoldC.

IT'S SHOWTIME
TALK TO THE HAND "hello world"
YOU HAVE BEEN TERMINATED

Sitio web: https://github.com/lhartikk/ArnoldC

Brainfuck

Es un lenguaje creado para el computador Amiga creado con la finalidad de crear un compilador más pequeño, el problema básico de este lenguaje es que solo tiene 8 comandos para hacerlo todo, es como hacer un examen de matemáticas con solo sumas y restas, posible claro pero muy complicado. Un hello world sería algo así.

++++++++[>++++[>++>+++>+++>+<<<<-]>+>+>->>+[<]<-]>>.>---.+++++++..+++.>>.<-.<.+++.------.--------.>>+.>++.

Más en: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brainfuck

LOLCODE

Este lenguaje esta basado en los memes más famosos de internet, por lo que usan el mismo ingles loco que podemos encontrar en las populares imágenes, si te gustan los memes tal vez lo encuentres entretenido. ¿Qué tal un “hello world”?

HAI
    CAN HAS STDIO?
    VISIBLE "HAI WORLD!"
KTHXBYE

Sitio web: http://lolcode.org/

FourMan

Este lenguaje nació en fourchan, de ahí su nombre, y solo usa emojis para programar, supuestamente para poder programar más fácilmente desde el celular pero la verdad es una completa locura.

Sitio web: https://github.com/4Lang/4

Chicken

Si algún profesor de compiladores e interpretes que conozco me esta leyendo por favor deténgase aquí, este lenguaje es una completa locura ya que solo usa la palabra chicken para escribir los programas.

En Chicken todo es “chicken”. Absolutamente. Todo. ¿quieres escribir en pantalla? chicken ¿quieres hacer operaciones? chicken. Después de escribir en este lenguaje no volverás a comer pollo frito en tu vida. Mira cómo es un “hello world” en chicken.

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Sitio web: http://torso.me/chicken